I’m here to alert you to the fact that the interior of said house may in fact be the pinnacle of what has been dubbed by my colleague Cocaine Decor as “Cocaine Decor.” This 1990 house has lived rent free in my brain for a while, and now it will live rent free in all of yours. If you liked this post, consider subscribing to the Patreon, where you will get access to livestreams, bonus posts, and the best lil discord community on the whole dang internet Not into recurring payments? Tip me – because inflation is ruining my entire life.įans of this website will perhaps remember a certain house from the “worst of suburban Illinois” post. How could they do this to my third favorite color? What did she do to deserve such ignominy?įinally, I leave you with some of the most baffling assemblages of architectural bits and pieces hitherto known to residential architecture:Īnyway, I hoped you enjoyed yet another trip to the 9th circle of McMansion Hell, aka South Barrington, stay tuned for our next installment, which will be about that fake Croatian town they made in Texas. Like I said, there weren’t any bedroom pics, but the bathroom almost makes up for it. If you’re not having some Wuthering Heights moments while doing the dishes, wyd Master Bathroom Like, they have an entire cooler room just for booze: Kitchen I assumed they were mostly decorative but no, these people drink.
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I have never seen a McMansion living room bar that full of liquor. They’re putting their customers in danger of making really dumb decisions. I don’t know why paint companies have to manufacture every color under the sun. At least it’s “unique” (in the same way a high school bully with really rich parents is “unique.”) Dining The light fixture kind of reminds me of some peripheral creature you’d find in The Fifth Element. Perhaps Realtors™ have learned a lesson from the “Welcome to Poundtown” incident. This is probably the first post in this blog’s history where there were no bedroom photos in the listing. I promise you it’s worth cracking it open and seeing the insides, like a gooey, ugly egg. This $3 million, 19,700 square foot house (built in 2001) showed up in a previous post, but only its facade. (I finally know peace.) And yet at the same time I grew homesick enough to make my way back into the Cook County Suburbs, namely Barrington, namely South Barrington, namely McMansion Hell. Živjo from Slovenija, where there are no McMansions. Hope you enjoyed, and from sunny Ljubljana, see you next time! If you liked this post, consider subscribing to the Patreon, where you will get access to livestreams, bonus posts, and the best lil discord community on the whole dang internet Not into recurring payments? Tip me – because inflation is ruining my entire life. Usually the rear exterior is less unhinged than the front, but not so this time!Īnyway that does it for this edition of McMansion Hell. “Braighlynne if you get one drop of apple juice on this rug mommy is going to need a valium.” BedroomĪre we finally done with mirrored furniture? Are we? (Also the SIA-line is a Kristjan one.) Whole house smells like $14 body spray called something like “tempting pink.” kitchen If this house got any more into metallic surfaces there’d be lead in the water. I know what you’re thinking but we keep it PG with the chair jokes here.
$7,750,000, it’s up there as one of the more expensive houses on the blog in its six (6!!) years. Howdy, folks! Today we will be heading down south to the Atlanta suburbs to view what may be the most yassified house in existence.(The quality of the photos is proportional to the quality of the estate, my apologies.) Also, special thanks to my friend Kristjan who contributed to finding the house and also some of the captions (fondue machine all was him.)īuilt smack dab in the Pimp My Ride era (2007) it’s got 8 bedrooms and 8.5 bathrooms, totaling a completely reasonable and not at all absurd 17,500 square feet.
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